September 2011
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sttonniieee:
soo there’s this burrito… we had a thing a couple times and i found myself attached. usually that’s not how i am, i usually just hit it and quit it and move onto other things. the way i see it is there are plenty of other things on the menu. but i just can’t get this burrito off my mind, i mean, she had it all.
love, what a complicated thing you are.
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Tell me darling,
lovelychrissy:
Do you wish we’d fall in love?
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The truth must be said!
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Chinchilla
*Texting my sister*
Me: What time are you coming home?
Sister: idk why ?
Me: What time are you coming home?
Sister: why ?
Me: It's a matter of life or death.
Sister: why ?
Me: This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill - you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes.
Sister: you killing me, seriously.
Me: The answer is out there, Neo, and it's looking for you, and it will find you if you want it to.
Sister: ... eff you.
Me: Welcome to the real world.
Sister: what ?
Me: You are the One, Neo. You see, you may have spent the last few years looking for me, but I have spent my entire life looking for you.
Sister: im done.
Me: We've done it, Trinity. We've found him.
Sister: fuck this.
Me: Remember... all I'm offering is the truth. Nothing more.
Me: Haha naw niggah get yo ass home we gon gets a chinchilla up in this bitch
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Everything is going downhill.
What did I do?
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When your parents actually believe that you're the...
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“And we went dancing in the minefields.
We went sailing in the storms.”
– Andrew Peterson
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A girl's moan is the sexiest thing, ever.
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